Intimacy: Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from... - FML

By mouse_13 - 15/01/2016 06:28 - United Kingdom - Bicester

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Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

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mouse_13_fml 9

Saturday 16 January 2016 4:52

OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!

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ertyert 12

Friday 15 January 2016 13:51

better get her some toast then

cheeeksss 29

Friday 15 January 2016 13:51

On the plus side, she'll feel terrible about it for a little while and (hopefully) be extra nice to you the next time you're in bed. *wink

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muchwow87 13

Tuesday 2 February 2016 20:57

...so did you get the toast or not ?

YaoiTitan 10

Wednesday 13 April 2016 5:49

To battle!!!!

yermum6798 7

Thursday 14 April 2016 17:57

oh shit this was funny

purplescrubs 1

Thursday 2 June 2016 17:03

Sounds painful. But it's also kind of cute.

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