By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.

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briaa23 4

i would be pissed that he cheated and even more pissed that he's leaving me for her. like wtf?

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perdix 29

That's gonna be one lucky kid to have such a classy dad in his or her life! Mom's a gem, too! Throws the sonofabitch out and only finds him fuckable when he's about to marry someone else. Good people!

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zachnxn 0

why are uou marrying someone that fast in the first place??

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tiarnatargaryen 23

Not to mention that one doesn't become an ex-wife overnight

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Akers_L7 8

I dont think that's his baby. His ex hasn't moved on so she is probably posing this baby as his. I kno this from experience =

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Freeze_fml 16

Who cares? He's cheated on her. I find it hilarious you have experience in this, though.

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badactor009 0

Actually, all you know is your own experience from experience.

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Mourningstar 4

Sounds like you dodged a bullet tho

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lakebitch01 0

Well...... On the bright side ya'll wasn't married when the news flash crashed your hope and dreams.... I feel for you. I couldn't imagine how you're feeling..

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