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By pee stream kitty - 13/01/2017 21:28

Today, my fiancé peed on my cat. He didn't mean to, but at 1am, my fiancé is in the bathroom and I hear a bunch of ruckus. Then "SH*T babe I peed on the cat!!!" Long story short, my kitten tried to attack his pee stream and landed in the toilet bowl. Thats the story of my kittens first bath..

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Greycatsister 12

Thursday 19 January 2017 4:54

Haha, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. I think that's a great first bath story. You could nickname your cat "Mr. Tinkles."

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Greycatsister 12

Thursday 19 January 2017 4:54

Haha, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. I think that's a great first bath story. You could nickname your cat "Mr. Tinkles."

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