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By mortified groom - 23/08/2016 15:13 - United Kingdom - Ramsgate

Today, my ex girlfriend crashed my wedding. Not only did she get on stage and moon my friends and family, she pulled her pants down, pulled her cheeks as far apart as she could and had a shit right there on stage. FML
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xxDeeStar 27

What the... No words... -_- Now that's what you call a psycho-ex. This kind of shit doesn't even happen in movies. FYL! She definitely needs some serious help! Hopefully you were able to call the cops in time and resume your wedding normally.

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kashers 11

Uhh. She is only embarrassing herself? I am sure people have taken photos/videos of what she has done. On her wedding day, rent a projecter and project all these AMAZING photos onto the stage for all her guests to see ;) We'll see who is mortified then!

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Comments

farmgirl98 14

And you only had to pay for the entertainment with the misery of having been in a relationshit with that nutjob.

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GummyJellyfish 12

how do you even shit in command like that my ass is too shy to crap in like any toilet but my own lmao

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One_In_Three 24

Does she not realise that not only did she make your wedding pretty hilarious and memorable, she just humiliated herself for life.

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lisasweden1993 13

Funniest post I've ever read on FML, seriously. Horrible thing to happen at your wedding, but that's so ******* funny.

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tmh6586 12

This needs to be featured

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

How old is she? I can't imagine a grown adult resorting to taking a shit out of anger, only a child.

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