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By mortified groom - 23/08/2016 15:13 - United Kingdom - Ramsgate

Today, my ex girlfriend crashed my wedding. Not only did she get on stage and moon my friends and family, she pulled her pants down, pulled her cheeks as far apart as she could and had a shit right there on stage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 557
You deserved it 73

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What the... No words... -_- Now that's what you call a psycho-ex. This kind of shit doesn't even happen in movies. FYL! She definitely needs some serious help! Hopefully you were able to call the cops in time and resume your wedding normally.

Uhh. She is only embarrassing herself? I am sure people have taken photos/videos of what she has done. On her wedding day, rent a projecter and project all these AMAZING photos onto the stage for all her guests to see ;) We'll see who is mortified then!

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What the... No words... -_- Now that's what you call a psycho-ex. This kind of shit doesn't even happen in movies. FYL! She definitely needs some serious help! Hopefully you were able to call the cops in time and resume your wedding normally.

Uhh. She is only embarrassing herself? I am sure people have taken photos/videos of what she has done. On her wedding day, rent a projecter and project all these AMAZING photos onto the stage for all her guests to see ;) We'll see who is mortified then!

lukcy_basartd 11

I don't believe in hitting women but she would've earned a forced face plant right into her shit, not done by you of course, your best man. Hopefully she's not tipped off on your honeymoon and hotel location, block that B and live happily ever after OP.

Look on the bright side - it was a lucky escape!

Does your ex-girlfriend happen to be Eric Cartman?

Positive note, you didn't marry her and she made herself look ridiculous

As far as wedding entertainers go, she's the shit!

vikingchick 22

How did this not make it to the main page? I had to read it twice to make sure I read it right. Congrats on the wedding!

This should really be on the front page. I hope you get a restraining order on her. Report it to the cops. Congrats on getting married though.