Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML
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Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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seanyewest 13
CBN Presents: Grans gone wild.
Drapoon103100 12
Mind bleach?
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elicit_disdain 13
At least it wasn't your grand father...
CosmicElk 26
jesus i feel sorry for you op!
abNormal62 23
Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace! Grandma just needs to "clean the windows" that she can see who is approaching the "door"
Keiajacole 16
Omg !! Hell no !! Lmao
Merylwen 24
I hope I can be like your grandma when I grow old. Just less confused, of course.
abNormal62 23
You could have shouted "Welcome to New Orleans!" and gave her a couple sets of beads and sent her on her way, and all would have been good....
StickyPickles 33
You know what your future holds now. . In terms of droopage that is
TerraShadow 18
I think some holy water and mind bleach will help get rid of that memory.
kavyashahs 16
Grandparents gone wildd
ShadJV 0
Great to see the magic is still alive for your grandparents though. I'm sorry for the trauma.