Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML
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Anonymous
Invercargill, New Zealand
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Kev
Flemington, United States
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Sundendako
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
webcammistake
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
nyebust
United States
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
fuckoffgran
Ireland
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Michelle
Netherlands
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
forgotten
United Kingdom
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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seanyewest 13
CBN Presents: Grans gone wild.
Drapoon103100 12
Mind bleach?
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Drapoon103100 12
Mind bleach?
MrConcise 34
I'll take some, right on the hippocampus. Oh, not because of grandma boobies, just your comment. ;)
sonasonic 34
Nah, that wouldn't be enough to unsee the horrors of granny....
Dre27 20
Eye bleach
SlimDanny 15
Grandma took blind drunk to another level.
Definefailure 4
i think they call that cyanide
StraightUpBaller 14
Maybe it's time for your grandpa to shave....
khaoticpanda 28
I dont get it
shemademedoit 20
you mean for her to shave. cause what would be the point of him shaving? it will make her look more like him. which makes me think how can they be alike.... he probably is Chavez and got long hair
angiee_baybee 15
I guess you look like an old man in your grandmas beer goggles.
Skoff_fml 27
Imagine the family memories you will have later. Lol
jesterinperil 28
You'll need some holy water to un-see that. FYL, OP.
seanyewest 13
CBN Presents: Grans gone wild.
Daelynn_17 19
Hahaha CBN too funny
abNormal62 23
Shouldn't that be on the history channel?
coming back in the future 30
At least it wasn't your grandad.
mukduk 21
*shudders* I'm so sorry you had to see that, OP. Hopefully they're decent and not the toe touching tatas you see on so many other elderly women.
KeannaLove 32
How is this possibility of them being decent make it less gross? It wouldn't matter if she had **** star boobs, it's still your grandmas boobs.
hanner12 13
I even think the pornstar boobs would be worse.
mukduk 21
Well if they're decent then that means OPs future boobs will be nice as well. Gotta look at the bright side, right?
Steve95401 49
I hope that OP's grandma was only drunk and that this wasn't a sign of something more serious, like dementia.
whitetiger13131 26
My question would be why is your grandmother drunk?
mif_fml 27
Why not? Alcohol is awesome.
leogachi 15
What's wrong with older people getting drunk?
whitetiger13131 26
20 good point haha and 25 older people shouldn't get drunk because their bodies are not as resilient as younger people's, so they are more susceptible to organ failure.
Aimeejasmine 15
#28 you're the life of the party..