Disney and Kids: Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney... - FML

By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

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By xXshitface4uXx - 25/07/2014 22:46 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By No more Disney - 23/09/2025 00:00

Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML

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taycandy96 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:12

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:06

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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heavymetalman1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:08

what a fuckhead:)

iRobynM 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:33

no offense, but I don't believe this for one second. NO father would leave their daughter behind and bring their stepsons girlfirend INSTEAD of their own daughter. half of the stories on here are completely made up.

GiganTronic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:27

A total asshole one would. You should never use absolutes.

mumbles05 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:52

sounds like someone is having a kegger at their place while their family is waiting in line for 2 hours to get on a ride at Disney world!

fuckyouasshole66 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:41

what a ass hole thats why im glad im the only child

lindsaylikeomg 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:10

Meg griffin???

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:08

lol

heartagram_in_ro 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:39

yeah there is more to this story

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 13:28

10 YEARS FROM NOW..... "...And if I don't come up with the cash they're going to break every bone in my arms and legs! Come on, you're a successful investment banker, help your old dad out!" "Nope, sorry, can't afford it."

chronicwanker 4

Monday 15 February 2010 14:36

he probably said that because you were a mistake

hypergrafia 1

Monday 15 February 2010 15:20

I'm gonna hazard a guess that the brother and his girlfriend are in their early teens while the OP is 36. That might explain a lot.

KYOBI_017 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:56

ur dad sucks like mine my dad doesnt take me anywhere cuz he says he doesn't have the money but hehas plenty of money to buy beer and cigs thats why im living with my mom cuz my dad is suck a fucktard

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