Disney and Kids: Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney...

By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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By thanks dad - 07/07/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, my dad paid for plane tickets for my brother’s girlfriend and her two kids so they could go to the family reunion on the other side of the country. He refused to buy my ticket though, because I "should’ve planned better." I lost my job due to Covid and used my savings to pay rent and bills. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

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By xXshitface4uXx - 25/07/2014 22:46 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By No more Disney - 23/09/2025 00:00

Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 16:12

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:06

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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gszmam 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:03

dad: I'm not taking you that's final op: then I guess mom is going to know about you and bill....

Tacota 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:04

fake.

MrFlintstone 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:20

throw a wild party at his house

tb15 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:24

to all you people saying how the OP's over eighteen, this is in the "kids" section of FML

wizerds67 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:00

if that wad my dad, my fist would connect with his face

CYNNER 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:27

YOU 155 are a violent mofo

RandomKid123 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:47

Throw a sweet party while everyone's gone. Trash the place. Then your dad will have to take you next time Its a win-win situation!

amberbomar_94 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:48

What the hell? Aha, wow your life sucks if your dad doesn't love you that much that he invites his son's girlfriend instead of you.

spongebob95 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:23

ur not his kid get over it

Lichinamo 33

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:06

If they were not his kid, they would have said STEP-Dad, not Dad.

cani_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:37

If you weren't being a total brat daughter up to this point.. it's time to start!

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