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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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Evil, prank, or just dumb?

By Anonymous - 03/11/2025 00:00

Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML

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Neighborly

By Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Hey!

By Richocet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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pepetto 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.

Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

That's sad, your poor dad :(

Comments

ninja_ness 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:55

aww poor your daddy

littlenac 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:01

WTF why didn't you look????

junkboy 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:02

wow op you are such an asshole

congratz13 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:12

Wow...I mean, usually there's a bit of a difference between "I'M SO ANGRY!!" yelling and "HELP I CRACKED A RIB!" yelling. Just saying, OP.

TrafficAhoy 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:30

You dumb, ******* piece of shit teenager. Be a bit more of a baby. Please. It'd almost be impressive you useless sack of garbage.

Lattenkiste 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:49

That was a bitch move OP. Your dad should beat the shit out of you after he gets out of the hospital for pulling some shit like that. Way to have his back man. Way to have his f***ing back.

Firesushi200 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:52

i wudnt be surprised if ur dad wrote a story like urs to except its like my daufhter ttally ignored me

SSJ5Goku 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:58

Big whoop. My dad and I had an argument and _I_ went out to shovel snow alone. When I got back in, he was dead. Soyeah, your life is so-totally ******.