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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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Evil, prank, or just dumb?

By Anonymous - 03/11/2025 00:00

Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML

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Neighborly

By Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Hey!

By Richocet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 291

By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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pepetto 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.

Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

That's sad, your poor dad :(

Comments

jtag017 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:57

nice work ********

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:59

I argue with my mom and dad all the time, and I understand it's hard not to act like a brat when a parent's mad at you. But, there is a very large distinction between yelling out of anger and yelling for any other reason, such as pain. Ignore as you might, how could you not hear that distinction?

CallMeHush 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:26

He had the Jonas Brothers cranked all the way up.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 8 February 2010 22:39

Ohhhhhh THAT explains it :]

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:21

He'd be dead if he was listening to that shit. Justin Beiber *Shivers*... She can't sing at all.

shadaboo2014 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:40

1.justin bieber is a guy(duhh hense the JUSTIN part) 2.it's not like ur perfect n never make mistakes

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:55

3) Make me a sammich! 18) See all of the above.

Cupcaken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:19

This is wrong in so many levels

sucksforyoudude 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:20

no! his life sucks! and you're selfish!

AlexTheRev 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:23

FYL because i also do that sometimes when my parents argue!

nates0210 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:24

you should have just left him there. he deserved it for arguing with you. you were probably right. jk you fail.

eddles 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:32

hey #1 there is no need to be a bouch so bad down, and op you learned your lesson, next time listen to the first few words before you just turn your back