By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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anzie_fml 9

That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

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Clamcreepy 7

"Today, I grab this girl butt who was walking up the stairs. her way of telling me don't touch her butt is farting in my face. FML"

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Darwin03 1

That would turn me off too. If its a girl I have been seing for a long time that's one thing. But to be chasing the strange like this guy and the first thing that comes our of it stinks. Lol. Good luck honney.

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nastyness 0

You blew it, OP.....

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perdix 29

A real man would always be staring at your **** anyways.

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causticgirl 6

You need to go by and grab his ass now. If he farts too, your a perfect match.

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Mr25_fml 14

From a male perspective, seeing (or hearing, rather) you fart on the first act of intimacy, you may as well have showed him a documentary on child birth. i'm sorry OP, but you probably blew it. Unless he is really into you, then maybe he'll come back?

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RedPillSucks 31

of course she "blew" it. That's what farting is all about sorry. couldn't resist.

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xottxo432 0

Hahaha just wait a week hell hopefully get over it

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TexasMud 8

His fml... I touched this girl's butt at school today, now I have pink eye

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