Miscellaneous: Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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MathewBlack 14

Saturday 15 December 2012 11:51

What a legend!

looloothing 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 11:51

Shit, I'd pay money to go to a wedding where the bride marched down to that.

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twye 22

Saturday 15 December 2012 17:38

Who was the DJ?

HEATNATION 10

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:09

FML? That's just awesome and completely out of the ordinary. That made your wedding more unique and fun!

beansprouts 6

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:22

That is actually super awesome.

Loegi 8

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:31

lol

HighlandShadows 48

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:49

I get how this could suck, but I still find it pretty cool: you're brother is awesome.

Harlequin073 6

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:59

Save your wedding more like it

Darkmagic666 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:01

I would laugh it off and walk anyway. My dad probably wouldn't be as amused though...

patsova23 2

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:13

ahit thats awsome! someone give this man a gold star!

CrazyManCraig12 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:14

Pretty sure this is awesome not ruined... just saying =)

deaddonkey 15

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:23

YDI only because nothing about this story sucks.

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