By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

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margie2194 12

Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

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lalamike25 0

I just got 2 dogs yesterday too. One's mostly trained to go outside for that shit and the other one pretty much is too :) 8 weeks old with 1 day of training

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awalker2782 5

Welcome to the land of responsibility. Don't worry it'll only happen another 20 times or so

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kaykay20 0

Should have used a towel or blanket to cover yourself and your car..she did warn you before hand

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fogrunner 13

Don't breed or buy while homeless die...

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mbrooks5110 0

Stop buying dogs millions, yes millions, are put to sleep in shelters every year. There are puppies, pure breads & whatever else you could want.

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ame_franky 0

puppies can't control their bladders well and when their nervous and in a new place it's harder. I'm sure the puppy was just as embarrassed. I hope you took good care of him after

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damonlover_nikki 0

Did the women not like you or something , she basically said " hey this puppy will surely pee on the ride home so why don't you just put him in your lap" wth

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st3phr0 2

Its just a baby puppy, what did u expect for It not to shit or pee for the looonnng drive back home??? YDI

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