By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 050
You deserved it 7 255

Same thing different taste

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Buttsexpirate 9

Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

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Silly amatroll. Get better at trolling, you're making the rest of us look bad.

cassidiemarie 0

my puppy did the same thing when i was driving only my mom was there and it was on her lap.... I burst out laughing and almost ran into a mailbox :/

bocshi83 1

if he for sure would pee or poo... common sense would be to crate him because crates are a lot easier to clean and disinfect then vehicles..

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Seems like #28 already beat you to it.

Should have held it out of the window, just like a baby.

lovefml987 1

first you should read some books in create training and second dogs will not pee or poop on their bed

I always put my animals in a crate when I take them somewhere in the car. It's safer and easier. Put a puppy pad in there incase.

We breed mini doxies and that's the first thing we tell a new owner. They must come with a carrier. We either provide one for the price they sell at the store or they bring one. I suggest reading up a bit more about your family pet. Sorry OP they are babies. If they are a month old, they can only hold their pee for an hr. So, for every month add an hr of ability to hold their pee. Kennel the puppy, let it out right away for a pee, then play. Lots of newspaper! Good luck!

Lizzy500 16

From a vet tech, thanks for that. Bring a crate and some extra towels, or better yet, puppy pads. You know what sucks worse than getting peed/pooped on in the car? Having your small dog get crushed to death in your lap when the airbag goes off.

zuzupetalsYO 11

You didn't walk him first? Haha YDI!

They just got the dog AND were taking it home BY CAR. ******* idiot...