By SquishFish - 17/08/2012 04:08 - United States - Westport

Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML
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SquishFish 15

Haha I'm OP. Well our door is solid so i couldn't see him. He was supposed to be there soon, so naturally I thought it was him. The mailman looked flustered for a moment (he was an awesome old guy) and then he smiled saying "Wow someone is excited about getting the mail!"

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ellice17 3

Now he'll expect that sort of welcome every time..

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Dnigz13 4

You made the mailman feel special today! Lol

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pcentral 17

I'm sure you made his day hehe :)

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1crabbygirl 10

That's cute. You will laugh a lot about that someday in the future.

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charlieo88 3

Guess you won't need to tip him at Christmas this year.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

You wanted his package, didn't you? Don't lie. Lying makes me go postal.

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skullofdarkness 18

Lol, dude, you are awesome at puns. XD

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bsmith9942 11

I believe the saying "look before you leap" applies here.

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zee12101 11

At least it wasn't some creepy homeless man asking for money or anything.

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With_Love929 3

No because then he would've grabbed her and ran.

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sophie22_fml 8

I really had no idea creepy homeless men knocked on doors to ask for money.

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bsmith9942 11

I'm guessing you've never order a package that wouldn't fit in the mailbox.

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motocommradios 6

I hate it when my package doesn't fit in the mailbox, if you know what i mean *makes face*

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bsmith9942 11

Wow. I looked at my comment multiple times today and this is the first time I realized that I put order instead of ordered.

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perdix 29

I'll bet he was bringing a Special Delivery ;) So, you forgot what your boyfriend looks like after a month apart? Sounds like a meaningful relationship.

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