By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
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jelrid 30

Your boyfriend AND your tire broke up with you the same evening? Damn. That positively sucks OP, but, on the bright side, there's a great opportunity to call up a cute mechanic!

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CringePotato 14

Well, I guess while he broke your heart, he broke your car as well. Sorry OP!

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PuppiesKisses 19

He couldn't even let you eat your meal first? What a heartless dick.

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diego92 13

Best dinner ever, huh?

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Kaoticwolf 17

whaoh there no need to be a ass to op even if it was sacastic i bet shes sad and has a lot on here mind

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travidebla 8

Why go through the ordeal at a restaurant? Afraid you'd put up a scene?

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LenUrban 14

did u cheat on him tho or does he think u did

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corky1992 33

Why is that relevant?

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gracehi 31

Now if your dog would just run away you'd be living in a country song.

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corky1992 33

I'll never understand why some people choose to humiliate the other by breaking up with them at a restaurant. I'm sorry. Hang in there.

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interesting33 36

I don't understand why he did it after you had ordered the food though, I mean who was gonna pay for that?

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abhig 14

Well its ok.. I think the flat tire would have been more painful !!

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1991stealth 21

Was he at least nice enough to put the spare on for you?

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

it's like the breakup scene from Legally Blond. Sorry OP, breaking up in a public place at what's supposed to be a nice occasion is a really shitty thing to do.

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