By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Googoo27 12

Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.

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every1luvsboners 11

Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.

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HomeAl0ne 20

The only reason? Man, he's got low standards. Why doesn't he just get himself a cat?

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perdix 29

Don't be so hard on yourself. He probably also likes you because the sex is passable. Or, at least, non-painful.

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fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Don't let him control you, tell him no **** and if he doesn't like you after that then screw him

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Enslaved 36

Isn't telling him "no ****" controlling him? Seems one sided, wouldn't you say? (:

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puppydog 12

She clearly doesn't have a problem with ****, and this isn't the focus of the FML

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AlbinoBear 0

Ask him if you wanna video tape both of you having sex

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Numeral 4

Watch it with him. He'll like you way more

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thisisafunnyname 12

Thats the only thing i look for in girls...that and my dick

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

He doesn't deserve a girlfriend! What he needs is a blow-up doll.

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HowAreYouToday 34

You left your dick in some girl?! You poor, poor man. FMyLife, gather up a search party. We are looking for that man's dick. Search every girl! (btw, would you care for a prosthetic?)

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