By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Googoo27 12

Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.

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every1luvsboners 11

Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.

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2ndSucks 15

Now if you would just act it out with him you'd be the perfect girlfriend.

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perdix 29

I call them training videos. Point his browser to lesbian ****, then open you legs and lay back. You'll love his new skills. A guy who can eat pussy like a lesbian is gold.

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Enslaved 36

So....if I tell a guy, "You eat pussy like a lesbian." that's a compliment? Who knew.

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perdix 29

That's my opinion, but keep in mind, I am not a recognized authority in sexual etiquette. I also think women should take premature ejaculation as a major compliment. It means she is so sexy, he couldn't control himself. But, it doesn't work that way.

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Enslaved 36

Well...premature ejaculation probably wouldn't be too big of a problem if he remembered those other training video techniques you were mentioning earlier. Lol 3 to 1 seems like the prefect score!

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perdix 29

You play Count The Orgasms, too?!?! I'm lost 7-1 a few times and recently got drubbed 15-2! CTO is the game guys don't mind losing, as long as they get on the board. Shutouts are a disaster, though! Blue balls and the DSBs are the most common injury in the sport, followed by getting the shit knocked out of you by jealous husbands and boyfriends.

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j_cat187 19

As Weird Al states it, "Just eat it."

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Enslaved 36

Of corse, CTO. And I play to win because I'm a sore loser! 7-1 and 15-2? With all your threesome talk, I'm now wondering if it's the same girl you're speaking of? Haha!

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perdix 29

CTO is the game where there are also "sore winners" ;) Alas, the threesome is an unfulfilled fantasy. Any donations to my Threesome Research Foundation would be greatly appreciated (and tax-deductible). It could be in cash or, heh-heh, "services" ;)

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asktherunes 4

Have women lowered their expectations for a companion to breathing. If you have any self respect, hit the road & find someone who at the very least respects your feelings

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bizarre_ftw 21

Only the women with a reason to write on this site :)

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peace_sign 0

Atta girl!! Way to be a good GF!!

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FU2causeUFML 2

That's not the ONLY thing. Cause that would be the equivalent of having no girlfriend, so the sex must be good or something.

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