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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML

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cassie13091 10

Monday 16 April 2012 16:01

Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 16 April 2012 16:01

Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D

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SchellShocka 1

Monday 16 April 2012 22:40

Hope his grandma can cook!

crimsonprodigy 15

Monday 16 April 2012 22:42

*fap fap fap*

pnutbutternjelly 15

Monday 16 April 2012 22:53

Maybe you both wear the same perfume.

plasticsmile42 2

Monday 16 April 2012 23:14

Lmao.

mosquito19 14

Monday 16 April 2012 23:53

did you tell him that he smells like your ex's balls

xXUND3ADcityXx 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:11

Grandmas' houses are awesome that's a compliment

whattheforkdude 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:12

Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? :D

eatpussy 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:25

So you smell like tuna?

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:30

You're right about one of those, 22( the first[ funny ass chick])

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:39

Not mine! She smells like dirt(probably because she's dead) my other grandmother reeks of mothballs, perfume, and rotted cookies (I still wonder why, since she doesn't own any of the above)

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