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You smell like old people sex? Creepy....
Tell him he reminds u of dog piss, apple juice if it's pure it's healthy!! Lol
So, do you smell like yummy cookies or moth balls and denture paste? This could go either way.
Who doesn't?
Musty.
That may not be a bad thing, maybe his grandmother's house smells nice. At any rate, I don't feel that a harmless offhand vocalized observation like that is deserving of an FML. If that makes you say "**** my life", the death of a loved one is going to completely destroy you.
Change your perfume maybe? Just a thought
Oh wow. LOL! xDDDD;
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Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)
Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D