By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.

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blobster5 4

Tell him he shouldn't have been so cheap and gotten you something bigger.

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rogierownage 4

Your boyfriend must be Jeff from Lagtv (look it up on youtube if you want to know what that is)

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Eltobak 13

Well just be honest and im sure your parents will have a good laugh about it :)

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connorhperkins 9

I'm more interested in how he made a mild of his penis? Hot wax? Jamming it in a mold of clay? The world may never know...

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