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Same thing different taste
Classy guy.
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Yay!
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Atlanta
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you should brake up with him
Aw, sweetie. I say dump the jackass, you can do MUCH better than him.
How is this obviously fake? Do you know OP or something? Or is your belief of humanity having proper honor in relationships so high, like's like a fairy tale?
OP why are u with this fool? Get rid of his ass and get youself a proper man.
what an ass
I agree, being friends with exs can be alright as long as there are boundaries. However, hen you have to question who he cares about more (as you do in this case), there is obviously a lack of boundaries. At this point, I'd say, "either her or me". If he can't choose his current girlfriend over his ex, he's got too many feelings for her for their friendship to be appropriate, and I'd dump his ass.
While normally I wouldn't go for that type of ultimatium (I had a them or me situation once with a friend - I told them off), this one I think would warrant it. OP - .if he would willingly, knowingly choose the ex over you for birthdays, there is something wrong, and he needs to decide who he actually cares for. IF it isn't you, dump him - because you deserve someone who would care.
DUMP HIM
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yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.