Maybe you should make a "confession" of your own. Tell him you have been dreaming of him tied to his bed. Convince him you don't care of he sees other people so he will risk you tieing him up. Once he is at your mercy you can take blackmailing pictures of him wearing makeup and anything else you can think of. Then text pictures of him to his other bag of chips.

Dump him he's a cheater

I bet he was trying to tell her that her vag tasted gross. So many flavors, so little time

Such an eloquent young man...

That's rude... But it made me laugh!!

I thought he was going to say that they're half full of air.

id be concerned about any girl that's "salt and vinegar"

Then he tells you that your the salt and vinegar .. Awks

Good analogist

Only time I've ever used a food analogy on an ex of mine was when I told her that her bra's reminded me of a bag of chips. Open them up and they're half empty.