Today my boyfriend's mom came out to the living room with a bra... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 04:39

Today my boyfriend's mom came out to the living room with a bra in her hand. She said she found it in the couch and has no idea whose it is. A closer look showed me it was mine, but i haven't seen it in over a year. I'm a very different size than her and her daughter. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 30 November 2019 8:23

So either your boyfriend kept it for sentimental reasons, for kinky reasons, for secret reasons, or you and he got DTF on the couch, your bra ended up under the cushions, and you forgot about it until his mom found it. Which is it?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 30 November 2019 8:23

So either your boyfriend kept it for sentimental reasons, for kinky reasons, for secret reasons, or you and he got DTF on the couch, your bra ended up under the cushions, and you forgot about it until his mom found it. Which is it?

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