Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 11:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 10:59

Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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Bloodknight 22

Sunday 4 October 2009 16:26

Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 16:39

you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.

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Kickass89 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:01

Why don't you become gay then that won't matter ;]

moonlit_manga 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:18

thank you word nazi anonymous69. I never knew how stupid you really were. I was anything but rude or mean to the OP. to butcher, yea he kinda ticked me off. not an ass. I'm just saying to the op some options, and that her husband or whhat ever loves her for who she is. I think I made that clear already in my first comment.

M0rt 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:20

Don't you mean "grammar" Nazi.

iluvpandas 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:20

more cushion for the pushin

nuttinick 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:23

you can wear a shirt while you do it.

SupremeO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:47

It's kinda rude for him to say that, but at least he's honest :) Your two options are; Get down to the gym, eat healthier and burn off that chin and belly or Become comfortable with your body shape. The problem with the first option, is it sounds like your boyfriend may like larger people, so if you DO lose weight, he might run off. Personally, i'd still go for #1 though.

besad_fml 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 22:23

Well... at least he doesn't care about double chins?????? 

greeklad3 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:10

I hate girls that do that. you like them and they wont let you get anywhere near them because they think they are fat. apparently what you think doesnt matter

Butcher_1419 0

Monday 5 October 2009 0:46

why do all these Internet psychologists assume that bulemia = throwing up, and anorexia = starving yourself. go read the DSM-4.

291togo 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:07

I wonder if she goes "gobble gobble" when she gives head. Sorry, just thought of that red thing on a turkey's neck when she mentioned a double chin.

iceman05 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:19

That is why doggy style was invented. But seriously, what are you going to do? Not have sex your whole life because you are shy about your stomach?? Cmon!