Love: Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming,...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Plebs need not apply.

By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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You deserved it 219

Bates Motel

By Anonymous - 15/10/2021 08:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a choice between me and the super creepy, codependent, almost Norman Bates relationship he has with his mother. Guess which he chose. FML

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You deserved it 505

By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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You deserved it 18 567

By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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You deserved it 33 905

By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 08/06/2025 21:00

Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML

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You deserved it 663

By devigsgirl - 26/08/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 3 November 2015 0:33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

alvarny 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 0:34

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

Comments

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:01

You are better off sounds like he wouldn't be very good company if he prefers his alone time and game console than actually sharing his life with his girlfriend. Time to pick your own multiple choice and find and find a new man.

xxcutekatxx2 13

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:06

My ex boyfriend chose the exact same path. We broke up after nearly 4 years and living with his mum for a year. You're not alone!

Lars93 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:08

who ever you are, can I tribute/substitute for your boyfriend ?

mintlegendary 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:41

Well he will just have to play with his own joystick from now on.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 4 November 2015 1:13

Been there. Sharing a living situation with your significant other can be rough especially bills, shopping and stuff. Yes, there are great moments but it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Sex like pizza can be bad and even as great as both are you can only have so much before you have enough for a bit. Had an ex that though sex should continue indefinitely. Which is fine, but after hitting 45 min while fun it was starting to get tiring especially when it's the 3rd or 4th time during the day. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and soft.