By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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my_fml_account 2

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

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Calaura9 0

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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Dmb15freeweezy 0

that guy is awesome. that's the greatest poem I've ever heard lol

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fmlwinnn 0

wow...now ask youself, OP, did he really and truly love you? if he did, he'd break up with you a different way

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Drummer_duck 0

HAHAHA THAT IS SOO AMAZING! I'm going to use that

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Zafrina15 13

Well think of it this way: atleast he took the time to make it into a poem for you. :)

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iBiteRoses 22

How about, "Hey, wanna see a magic trick? Poof! you're single"

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