By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML
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talkstoomuch 8

That is just nasty.

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perdix 29

Ball sweat? Was he trying to kiss you with his face or Jeffrey Jr's?

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perdix 29

Ball sweat? Was he trying to kiss you with his face or Jeffrey Jr's?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

So I guess this week's FML trend is 'my retarded significant other and his nether regions.' So far we've got ball sweat and talking farts.

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bubo_fml 10

That's guyspeak for, "Darling, would you be so kind as to perform oral fallacio on my unhygienic member?"

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Calyx_fml 21

Napoleon once wrote his woman to tell her that he'd be home from war in two months, so she should stop bathing. He liked it that way.

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