Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since...

By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Double standard

By yeshehaspornaddiction - 02/07/2013 04:37 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

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TKay916 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

Wait... What?

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

I sense a problem here...

Comments

tewalsh 6

Wednesday 12 June 2013 13:50

That's creepy, get out and get out now.

franchoi1 5

Wednesday 12 June 2013 17:58

Talk about oedipus complex

MikeyScene420 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:28

Tell me, is his father still around? Or did he die under mysterious circumstances?

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:53

Gross! Though it is your body not his, do what you like...heck after hearing that comment I think I would ALWAYS wax.

Julestjerne 10

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:03

Get out. Get out now, before he attacks you with a spade because "he loves you so much"!

margojill 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:26

Oedipussy

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:42

Run very far away, very fast.

drew12089 2

Thursday 13 June 2013 4:11

Ummmmm it might be time to rethink this relationship

TaytheHuman 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 4:56

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Shadowranger31 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:44

He could of seen her "full bush" when he was a kid! Many kids take baths with their parents!

notevenonce 5

Friday 12 July 2013 20:50

That's still odd that he'd remember it all this time...

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