Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife....

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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Spoiled

By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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colton_colton 50

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:14

We all have that inner child in us

kibster9 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:15

Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.

Comments

johbstonjacob 8

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:41

Just his sense of humour hopefully....

silvercamaro 22

Sunday 24 August 2014 5:47

What else would it be?...

Godsofdracos 15

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:49

All guys are kids inside, some of us just hide it way better than others. Embrace him, or if it really bothers you talk to him about it. But I promise, you'll enjoy the sense of humor when he ages a bit; kind of like good scotch... Much better with age.

lilangelfuck 2

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:53

c'mon ur lucky he likes to laugh! rule #62 don't take yourself so seriously. jeezsh

Corvo_Attano_4 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:00

How old is he?

CobraLazerFace 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:12

I bet you feel all lonely inside.

CobraLazerFace 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:17

What a maroon!

teashock 5

Sunday 24 August 2014 21:55

Yes. Maroon is an awful color and he is also awful.

DarkRealmGolem 9

Monday 25 August 2014 5:06

I wouldn't be talking if I had spelling like you XD

XBurytheCastleX 25

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:22

Why are you upset over that? He sounds like he is hilarious and a great person

Saraj07 18

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:33

Had he never heard that word before?

thewife5 19

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:40

It's great to spend your days with a man-child! Keeps things fun! As long as he's responsible with things that matter... What's some laughter?

raeepressley 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:48

At least he can laugh about silly things! I would hate it if my boyfriend couldn't laugh over something stupid with me every once in a while. It sounds like you maybe need to relax a bit!