By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 644
You deserved it 35 949

Same thing different taste

Comments

I like your mode of thinking. Burger followed by (whip) creamy ****? Winning for all. But in response to OP. Unless it's a part of foreplay, the burger comes first.

we'll come on can't you see what we was doing? eating as to get his energy up and give you a hell of a time. that's a good move don't bitch about his kindness.

justin0562 2

Shoulda gave him head while eating. Woulda topped all.

Don't try to get between men and food. It doesn't work out.

I think you guys hurt this intellectually retarded girls feelings. Its not her fault, she is a product of a failing education system. #stayinschooldontswallowloads

imtooshy 18

that sucks, I know men love their burgers but some girls love sex just as much, me being one of them. my bf tried to put me off for a few minutes due to food but mostly gaming but that doesn't last too long, even if his mic is on, peppermint chapstick, Altoids and this very deep throat changes his mind very fast,try those items next time :)

chels1994 11

Well, I wouldn't want to eat cold food either...

brock329 3

That burger was his source of energy!! Thanks the burger!