Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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Sierraisfred 8

Friday 13 December 2013 17:56

I do that to my boyfriend all the time! Except I chew on his neck instead of his hair xD

shadows666 5

Wednesday 25 December 2013 4:59

That's actually adorable.

sadiemarie1 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 8:30

Aww! How cute!!!!

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 24 February 2014 3:25

My boyfriend and I do something very similar to this pretty often...

AnonnyMiss 6

Monday 3 March 2014 2:58

That's not a F your life, that's adorable!! :D

jessy5210 6

Friday 11 April 2014 22:45

Your bf sounds so cute

uniteandfight 9

Wednesday 23 April 2014 20:33

That's adorable ^.^

cuntbucket 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:45

Hahaha omg I wouldn't mind if my boyfriend did that to me

cuntbucket 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:47

That's just adorable

Fyl2014 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 2:21

He sounds cute. I want a boy friend like that :3

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