Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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kaizersfan 8

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:02

That actually sounds like something my boyfriend would do

pogozo 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:09

Best relationship ever

Drummerash 5

Sunday 23 December 2012 17:55

My boyfriend did something very similar to this to me a few weeks ago. I just thought it was adorable tbh.

kellyelly 9

Friday 28 December 2012 4:37

He sounds like fun! Lol. I wish my bf was more fun. Lol

amandashark 0

Thursday 10 January 2013 7:10

So jealous lol

armywife108 2

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:39

I think that is cute not a fml!

_bbybustitopen 9

Thursday 21 February 2013 22:13

lmao your boyfriend = Epic Win .

bubba2match 2

Tuesday 26 March 2013 7:50

YAY- I'm soo doing this someday

PianoKlutz 8

Monday 15 April 2013 6:46

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do. I love it when he acts silly!

sugarbear0727 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 15:58

That's kinda cute. I could understand it being annoying, but I would've laughed really hard. My boyfriend does cute things like that, though usually he just likes to lick my face. Its just a silly little quirk. :)

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