Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was...

By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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You're welcome

By Anonymous - 04/06/2025 13:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:10

Do unto others...

SweetPotato 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:03

Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???

Comments

butters62 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 10:29

I don't get it

ShadyFTW1 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:32

lol @ 335

angelgirl765 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 5:38

did he like it

destinyo_ox 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:18

so.. your name is just.. Andy?

Xxloveless12xX 6

Monday 9 May 2011 6:04

I think that was cute lol!

hkd 0

Monday 9 May 2011 10:13

come on be an open minded girlfriend.lol

adhirmphaser 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:36

you have three penisses

kat815 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:54

why did he need a strap on to do u doesn't his body come stock with the right equipment

cundo15 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:55

ewwwww

J0SHuA_fml 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:19

woooooooow ur bf is a FAG!

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