Holidays: Today, my best friend "forgot" about my birthday party. This...

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By sad25 - 07/09/2016 14:18 - United States - Riverside

Today, my best friend "forgot" about my birthday party. This makes the 8th year in a row. FML

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Eldslibo 20

Wednesday 7 September 2016 23:57

I'm really hoping this "friend" of yours is more of a friend the other days of the year then. If not, they are not a friend worth keeping. And I hope there were other friends on your party who actually cared. Non the less, Happy birthday!

Nickimariek 20

Thursday 8 September 2016 0:14

I'd say they haven't been a friend for about 8 years

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Cuddlebuttt 7

Friday 30 September 2016 5:38

time to find a new best friend

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