Love: Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend...

By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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fleg 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:47

you're the worst kind of person.

sarah8909 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL

Comments

julibugxx 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:54

Wow, seriously? **** YOUR life? You're just a selfish, horrible person. I feel bad for your "friend."

Morsus 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:56

You're the kind of woman my preacher always warned me about.

balanceMMX 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:58

Super Bitch... .... ....that's you!

Leafsman_67 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:09

you are a model for what people shouldn't be.... the world would be less miserable without people like you around. Absolutely disgusting.

Juli_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:10

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM THAT SHE WAS COMING WITH YOU? bitch

jennaboo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:11

wow..i wish i could have best friend just like you... btw, you probably deserve whatever she is going to do to you

killface_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:26

It's already been said, but I think you need to hear it one more time. You are a disgusting, worthless piece of shit.

ohboyscott 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:33

you're a ******* bitch, kill yourself.

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:34

#27 is right. people like the OP piss me off. it's all about you. you cheat without one thought about who it could hurt, and when it all comes out it's STILL about you. not your best friend who just got betrayed by the two most important non-family members in her life. i hope you weren't expecting anyone to say "your life is ******", because nobody with integrity agrees with you.