emilyhendrix0414
United States
Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
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buccaneer
Piscataway, United States
Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
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anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Anonymous
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Tucson, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
smellsofeggs
United Kingdom
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
g'day cunt
Adelaide, Australia
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Vee
United States
Beast Mode
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
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greenie213 23
To dogs, everything is food!
Srs_business 7
The dogs not fat just a little husky.
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Kush_bbi 3
I have a morbidly obese pitbull soo the feeling is mutual
Vash_41288 10
Not knowing if he has a health issue aside i think it would be your fault. I have a husky and they require a lot of physical activity which you as an owner should have taken to account before committing to him/her if you could not provide. I would take the dog to the vet and get him some help, usually they are good at controlling their metabolism so it shouldn't not an issue.
fyl7899 12
Dogs think everything is food.
kool_girl_123 9
If u were putting the lipstick on he might of thought u were eating it.
KiddNYC1O 20
They're so cool.
maryd195 0
thats adorable, hide the lipstick next time though. Lol
mookiemookie01 24
Oh yuck, I hate being licked on the mouth by animals.
delightfultwist 5
your lack of training
mmmhmm11268 4
All I have to say is if your dog wasn't over weight he wouldnt tackle you for "food"
sugarbear0727 19
Bahaha. That's funny. Maybe put them on a diet.