This is a true fml

Your kid is going places.

Hurray for being childfree!

Your kid is three and has glasses already?!

m... for real my condolences its hard s**t having living hurricane at ur house . try put a rope to him or something to limit the distraction range. from more serious point of view most parents think they know all that need to know about parenting(" u don't tell me how to rise my child" famous line) and what they luck they can have by asking their parents . small wonder that the 80% if not more (I trying to be optimistic here) of the population of the world have some deep s**t rooted personality anxiety hipper activity and so on problems. try picking few books about raising children how to talk to them how to react to their f. ups. or even watch some you tubes. u might encounter some small piece of advice or approach correction that will change ur world. and last thing children are like small monkeys u train correctly for 10 years then except few occasions they run themselves most of the time.

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed

Im sorry is there an age restriction on wearing glasses?

A minute is all they need, unfortunately. FYL OP.

Don't put anything in their reach that you aren't prepared to lose. I did pretty similar things at that age.

YDI for reproducing