By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI

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Obey_StudBoii 23

You should have given him the sex talk along time ago. It's your responsibility as a parent to explain. Can't rely on the school.

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Kristolinis 3

That's what you get for not letting your son watch ****, OP.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

I have to agree with this lol.

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capnbzarr 43

Dude, that was your ******* job (pun intended) in the first place. You're damned lucky he's still a virgin; otherwise you'd probably be a grandpa and he'd have HIV.

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patacus 14

he's 19, and has a girlfriend, and neither his parents nor his school has discussed sex with him at all?

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skatoolaki 24

When you think about it, it certainly explains why this country has such a staggeringly high teen pregnancy rate.

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milmac 9

You mean, you had to give him the sex talk that YOU never did. That's YOUR responsibility, "Dad", not the school's. You're *both* idiots.

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obviousboy 8

Wait… you're supposed to be the one that has the sex talk with your kids, not the school. The school is supposed to supplement your discussion.

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vanaathiel 13

"that his school never did", ya that's your job there dad.

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jem970 19

I must not say anything, I must not say anything, I must not say anything. I must not give my opinion on this extremely sensitive subject!

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limitedition 25

That's really sad that he has a tramp for a gg and he has no clue about sex at all. You are his mother, you better educate this boy quick

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Sir_Swaggington 6

You never gave your son the sex talk? You idiot. You can't count on the schools for that because you don't know how they're teaching it. He probably had some preachy, abstinence only, sex ed that left him uninformed. OR he's lying about being a virgin and his penis is liable to fall off at any given moment.

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