Intimacy: Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 14:31 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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Great gift idea!

By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 08:02 - New Zealand

Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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Great timing, dude

By misswhiskers - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Brian - 23/12/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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Not mine!

By Anonymous - 21/12/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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marmlr339 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...

Alanah101 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?

Comments

takemewithy0u 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:49

Why is she on your FL?

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:53

Ydi for being excited by "wall posts"..

batummshakalaka 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:04

Exactly.

abasio 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:05

Why did it take this long for someone to say this? Not many of those well wishers remembered you birthday, most just randomly say happy birthday to whoever it says at the top of the screen. Change you DOB and see how many notice it's not your birthday.

jennapho 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:58

how nice she even knows it's ur birthday! u exist !

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:49

This is different. Usually we get people complaining about no one remembering their Birthdays.

Suchagoonnn 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:27

Too true. •Tha Truth•

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:35

EDIT: Wow...this doesn't belong here at all. Nothing to see here...please disperse.

RavenNight 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:55

not trying to be mean but jst get over it. obviously there are a lot of guys better then him

darklitfaery 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 20:01

she's only doing it to shove it in your face. so delete her ass and stop letting her get under your skin and let her enjoy your sloppy seconds.

nicolangelo 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 20:07

haha who cares

kristidgranger 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 20:08

I don't feel bad for you, bc you had to have her as a friend for her to post that. so obviously you shouldn't have been sad or shocked that she told you that.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Tuesday 15 February 2011 20:32

Oh, well that's gracious of her. No hard feeling then right…oh…there are…Awkward!

wolve86 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 20:12

Ydi for letting her get to you and making you think about it all day over all the good stuff that was happening for you. Try being mature and getting over it.... it's just a fb wall post.