Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate... - FML

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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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reras89 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

cchamp27 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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lindsey67 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 18:10

oh damn I'm sorry. /:

itswhateveridk 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:10

my parents would do that. sell her iPod on craigslist and next time it's your parents bday give them a ketchup packet from yo' lunch

TheCrazyAli28 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:46

lol what kind of shit parents do u have??

lauralavenderbab 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:20

obviously your sister is more liked

failfinder17 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:33

That totally sucks. I would move out.

vivalaavans 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:12

on my 18th birthday I got kicked out so be thankful.

MrRebel 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:43

Wtf dude ur parents r wack

gleek07 0

Friday 17 June 2011 1:20

think of it this way, Your parents probably though she wasn't gonna make it through Middle School, so they decided to shower her with better gifts, so in a way.... you sister is a dumb ass

sk8trdud3924 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:58

the big gift is nicer than an iPhone

vlong 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:38

damn

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