By notgettingany - 24/11/2010 17:18 - United States

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Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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Nalanie 4

Woah OP; sucks for you. Not literally; of course.

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Cinn_fml 22

And this is what happens when you have kids, you both become very busy and have to try and fit it in with unexpected interuptions and little time. Just try extra hard to find the time when you're both up for it. Either that or you're complaining because she hasn't tried to initiate it, in which case try yourself.

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blahzz 4

I feel bad for you man. Try and do something about it now before you feel the need to stray. Your hand can only handle so much haha.

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Oxford_Comma20 0

Maybe she should speak with a doctor. This could be a sign of postpartum depression. If there's nothing medically wrong with her, then it sounds like it's time to have a serious chat, possibly with a marriage counselor.

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applejane 3

well YOU try shovin a kid out a 3 inch hole and then see if YOU still feel like gettin it on.

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xOashleymarie 0

that's what happens when you get married...

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ultra_notorious 26

It's time to get out or find something on the side to satisfy your needs.

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lpboy03 0

With your wife ;) haha

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Trilly123 10

'since I last had sex...with my wife'

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ForYourEyesOnly 0

Bummer.... Get on dat man!!!!!! Be like yo for real hop on my dick!!!!!

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