By notgettingany - 24/11/2010 17:18 - United States

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Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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Nalanie 4

Woah OP; sucks for you. Not literally; of course.

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Cinn_fml 22

And this is what happens when you have kids, you both become very busy and have to try and fit it in with unexpected interuptions and little time. Just try extra hard to find the time when you're both up for it. Either that or you're complaining because she hasn't tried to initiate it, in which case try yourself.

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Luke1717 0

??so? she wants to have kids she doesn't do it for pleasure. she's waiting for when she wants to have another kid( if she does want more)

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meteor_stream 9

Women like the ones that you described always make me cringe. Sex is an important part of a relationship that allows you to bond with your partner, so, if OP's wife really wanted a kid, there would be more use of her if she just went to a goddamn sperm bank for artificial insemination =__=

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JCBaseball13 6

dont hate just cuz u cant get a guy near u

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Sh0wT1M3 0

JOHNSON & JOHNSON lotion Herr I come lmao

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zimbry 0

yahh the year she has been alive and the nine months in the womb.

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Lulu714 0

awhhh happy birthday to your daughter!!!

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mschrisaya 4

you push a kid out you twat

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