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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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A cat called Bruce

By Dave - 24/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By Katy - 18/12/2018 14:00

Today, I fell in a vent in our floor while decorating our Christmas tree. My husband removed the grates months ago to increase airflow. I fell in past my knee and he had to pull me out by the arms. It's been four days and I can still barely walk. My office is on a second floor... We don't have an elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:30

You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

wtfismyfml 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 1:24

less decorations to put up next year

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alexxss_fml 10

Monday 25 October 2010 4:16

you my friend live with a complete idiot.

birdfreak 24

Friday 24 December 2010 7:15

happy holidays?

bossybella 0

Friday 28 January 2011 22:15

lol

Ovie1997 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 10:45

Have u tried usin nail polish remover to dissolve the glue?

jkeneda 4

Friday 22 July 2011 0:44

...why did you have a christmas tree in the kitchen in the first place?

artmastr 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:15

Maybe Santa will bring you more presents that way!

vicki1000 8

Sunday 26 August 2012 15:12

blonde girlfriend?

Pukhalove 4

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:35

now you can celebrate Christmas every day :)

deathrowdiesel 2

Sunday 2 February 2014 6:39

Use a chisel and hammer or a solvent

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 21:42

How the **** did she manage that?

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