By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 360
You deserved it 4 042
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

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Cheerbaby016 0

Hahahaha thats something i would do haha :)

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

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qwertgfd 0

Acetone should take it right off. If you don't have any, use nail polish remover. That being said, use with caution.

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MrBUDD 0

Thats what you get for letting your gf fix the tree... what were u thinking..

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Tigg3r 3

Girls can fix shit to. What is it with men thinking they can do everything? I'll give you this to fight against: Men can't give birth.

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null_fml 11

Dumb bitch. Don't make this shit into a sexism issue. Obviously his girlfriend could NOT "fix shit", hence #27's accurate comment. Y'know, the one which was referring to one girl and not all girls? Yeah, that one.

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xenomorph 0

Downvote; don't reply: the comments of http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/6880463 became a huge mess.

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abearrr 0

even though their pretty lucky about that, i totally agree with you. giving birth looks about as fun as my eighty year old grandparents.

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Tigg3r 3

Yes but that's not what he is implying. He is implying the fact that he is stupid for letting his girlfriend fix the tree. That seems to me like he is refrencing to all girls and not just one. Let me rephrase this carefully, He was stupid for letting a girl fix the tree. Maybe you need to get your eyes checked. Oh and look! Not an ounce of profanity used.

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Ninotori 0

Oh for the love of GOD woman! Its a comment on a story that may or may not be real on the ******* INTERNET! I don't mind the proper use of feminism but idiots like you who blow the simplest comment out of proportion almost make me ashamed of being a woman! Guess what? Not all men are out to get women, many are just trying to make a silly joke. It doesnt mean ANYTHING. Its just like getting picked on in highschool or in elementary school. Either you get over yourself and realise their just being idiots who will grow out of it or you can scream and whine all day or you can just smile and roll your eyes and get on with your life, and get back to combating the true people against feminism instead of the average joe. Attacking the right people is the first step toward advancement.

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null_fml 11

Although I'm sure Tigg3r is the highest authority on what some guy she's never met meant to imply, I'd rather just address the following: Ninotori: You ******* rock. :D

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

really you cant get you tree that your girlfriend glued to the ground to move i wonder why maybe cause its glued to the mother f-ing ground dumba$$

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ohcanaduh 0

was she dropped on her head as a baby or is she blonde

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baby_gurl2405 0

haha god i bet shes not blond... shes probably bleech thats WAY worse

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