By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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IMB916 0

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

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necocoa 4

That's why you get for getting a Robert Pattinson pillowcase.

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KalCountry76 12

you seem to be quite a creep to have a pillow case of him......

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dyslexic_jd 10

I hate you and everything you stand for.

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anm1019 8

and why is it u have a Robert Patterson pillow case?

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efelsh 14

Serves you tight for being obsessed with such a shitty movie

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Cass_x 22

Why is everyone talking about twilight? Maybe she's a Potterhead. CEDRIC DIGGORY FTW! -If you réally are a twilight fan, ydi.

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LissaMccracken 23

YDI for having a Robert Pattinson pillow case. that's just weird...

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SheTheOtaku 21

Hm. He is a bit too sparkly for a morning wake up call.

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zombiekiller52 24

Well tell cho and she will teach him not do that ;)

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