By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Wiringify 22

She wanted you to be the first to see it.

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DocBastard 38

Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.

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cjo_4592 3

Beautiful. But sorry about the mess it surely made. Haha, that's why i have no pregnant furry creatures. So fyl op.

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FalconSam1414 19

This has got to be the scariest FML ever...

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KokiriKid 10

At least you got to see the "miracle of birth" firsthand?

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

ew ew ew nasty shit.

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Conferens 5

Wtf honestly I'd flip out if I felt a wet and bloody body drop on my face in the dark

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patriot248 4

It boggles my mind... Everyone is shouting irresponsibility on the CAT owners side and are outraged that the cat wasn't spayed because now the kittens may die, yet I will bet non of you are mad when abortions of HUMANs happen and no one is to blame because its just a mistake...just saying.

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DogMom1990 0

Well dumbass that's what you get for not spaying and neutering your cat, thanks alot for adding more unwanted animals into a society where 3-4 million unwanted animals are euthanized in animal shelters each year, GOOD JOB asshat!

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zfchatroulette 24

Sir, if you can find a cat that needs to be both spayed and neutered, I'll be impressed.

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