By screwed. - 03/02/2009 01:42 - United States

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Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Haelous 0

Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

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OEsEben 0

can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

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buttonface 0

@2: you're a ******* moron.

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redsox112 0

would they have sex with you If you told them? I think we all know the answer to that.

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redsox112 0

btw I'm not saying it's okay i'm just saying y they wouldn't yell u.

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phantomofmusic 0

Having an STD isn't the end of the world. The problem is that the guy didn't tell her. I read in a medical journal that more than 40% of people have one but only half know. Everyone deserves to know what they are getting exposed to instead of being surprised later.

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thebeatles4891 1

your boyfriend doesn't have herpes...... probably

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Save_Bandit 5

you would think that using his toothbrush would be a small issue compared to having sex with him. she's more dumb for having sex with him than for brushing her teeth with his toothbrush.

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