Today, I witnessed my fiance of 4 years, eating her boogers....

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2018 04:31

Today, I witnessed my fiance of 4 years, eating her boogers. She noticed and quickly started a different conversation. I haven't said a word. this has happened at least 50 times now. I don't know what to say, or even do in this situation FML

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Leeono 26

Sunday 28 January 2018 21:07

You need to PICK the right moment. SNOT when you are upset or arguing... You will NOSE when it’s right. Don’t BOOGER it up!

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Leeono 26

Sunday 28 January 2018 21:07

You need to PICK the right moment. SNOT when you are upset or arguing... You will NOSE when it’s right. Don’t BOOGER it up!

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